What is your real name?
Joe Harry Lycett

What is your date of birth?
1988, yes, I'm a little baby

What are your nicknames?
Joe, Dirty Minger (Just try it, go on) and when someone wants something from me, Josephine.

What is your all time favourite record?
I can't get enough of Air - All I need.

Where would your dream holiday be?
Anywhere made of chocolate's good enough for me, I'd say.

Who makes you laugh?
Ricky Gervais is very amusing, and Alf Garnet, just because he looks amusing.

What cartoon character, who would you be and why?
Engie Bengie! He's quite possibly the coolest man alive!

What is your most embarrassing moment?
Like I'm going to tell you! (It involved toilet roll, new year and a packet of haggis...)