Q: What are your real names?

A: Tom
A: Zeb

Q: What is your date of birth?

February 1985
March 1982

Have you or did you ever have any nicknames if so what?

Pudding and its variables e.g. Pudd, Puddster, etc
Ethell, Big Dong, Mr T, Optimus Prime, Clifford the Big Red Dog.

What was the first record you ever bought, and why?

Ini Kamoze – Here comes the Hotstepper, I thought I was a gangsta
Whigfield – Saturday Night, because I’m a Massive idiot!!

What is your all time favourite record?

Hmmm, so many spring to mind. I’d feel guilty giving that honour to just one record.
I like that woman who has the record for balancing midgets on her face.

How did you become a DJ and how long have you been one?

I was snared in a bear trap, gagged, bagged and dragged into a studio.
Well this guy called Morpheus came to my house and was like take the blue pill, So I did then I fell into the Matrix, where I was classically trained as a Broadcaster.

What is the worst job you have ever done?

Shelf stacking in the Cheese and Butter isle of Tesco, and before that I had too shoot monkey’s with hepatitis at a Safari Park…
Cleaning the gutters of really big green houses in Canada, seriously they where really high up.

If you weren't a DJ what would you be and why?

I’d be an otter and call myself Tarquin.
I would be Shashunga a travelling mute, spreading the word of Mike and his mechanics to all.

What is your favourite food and drink?

Food – Japs, a cake come biscuit that can only be found at a bakery in Whitby. Drink – I don’t much care for it but when I have too I choose the choice of the next generation.
Bestest drink is Tea. Besterest food is Wild Monkey legs.

If you could have any car in the world what would it be and what car do you currently drive?

I’d have an Old Skool mini and I’d cut and shut it to make it even smaller so that I looked like a giant inside it. I currently own an Aztec.
I would like a really old Mustang or a Motorbike. I currently drive the Honda Civic.

If you were stuck on a desert island which two people would you most like to be stuck they’re with you?

I should say my Girlfriend but she’s a vegetarian so that would cause problems, I should then say Z but I live in his pocket so I’d then choose Wayne and Colleen.
Maybe a really fat man incase there was no food I could then eat him. If the Island was well populated with food I would like to have Larry David with me and my beloved Hayley Bell.

Where would your dream holiday be?

The moon. No crowds in the summer.
Outer Mongolia.

Where in the world would you like to live, and why?

In the world? The sea in an underwater city with mermaids and carp.
Inside the face of a medium sized dog.

How would you describe yourself?

I don’t think I can…
I would describe myself as ~.

Who makes you laugh?

Politicians and footballers.
Larry David, Noel fielding, Julian Barrat, Chris Morris.

What do you do to unwind?

Play squash.
Spin back round the other way, hahahahah.

What are your worst habits?

I pick the dogpoo smelling stuff out of the corner of my toenails and then try to secretly smell it to gauge its strength.
I always touch stuff because I am an obsessive compulsive.

If you could be any cartoon character whom would you be and why?

Can I be a puppet? I’d like to be Kermit.
Peter Griffin.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

So many, most involving my mouth or my bum and things coming out that shouldn’t (not going in may I add).
Well I said… then the Queen said….. so I said **** *** and then I ran away to the jungle where I have been residing ever since.com